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In yet another episode of Elon Musk vs. the Universe, the billionaire tech mogul has added another media outlet to his ever-growing list of enemies. This time, it’s ABC, the venerable network that brought you The Bachelor and Dancing With the Stars, now receiving Musk’s signature blend of disdain and dismissal. The latest drama unfolded […]

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Jeff Walz, the brother of Vice-Presidential candidate Tim Walz, has opened up about his brother’s brutal nature. “Tim was a bully,” said the brother, according to our source, “Nobody liked him.” Unfortunately, we weren’t able to verify the source or the quote, so we sent ALLOD Journalisticator Tara Newhole to investigate. “It seems that it’s […]